the Failwhale

Remember the Rohrshach tests, where a psychiatrist shows a patient an inkblot and asks them to say the first thing that comes to their mind?

I think the Failwhale could be like that. Let's try it. Look at the picture below and make a note of your initial reaction. Then scroll to the bottom and I'll analyze your reaction to diagnose you.



Okay, scroll down for my analysis.

If your reaction was...	Then...
"Oh, look at the nice little birdies giving that whale a ride!"	You are definitely a "glass half full" kind of person. And to you, "twitter" is just a noise birds make.
"Hmm. Twitter's down again. Oh, well."	You are familiar with social networking, but are a well-adjusted person.
"It's physically impossible for that few birds to lift something of that mass."	You are an engineer.
"Ah, the Failwhale," and then try to think of some witty joke.	You are seasoned in Web2.0/Twitter culture, and you have a sense of humor.
To immediately go to Twiddict.com.	You are addicted to Twitter and should seek help.
"Those evil birds are killing the whale! Put him back in the water!"	You are a Luddite. And a member of PETA.

If your reaction was not included in the list above, please enter it into the comments, along with the appropriate diagnosis. Thanks!